"i have such a girl crush on-"
when people in front of me walk slow
me about everything
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
Countries that recognize the State of Palestineanybody else notice a trend here?
THAT NICKELODEON PRANK WHERE HARRY AND LIAM ALMOST DIED AND NIALL’S MUSTY ASS SAT THE WHOLE TIME NOT WANTIN TO DO ANYTHIN
im fucking crying im dating harry niall AND zayn in the 1d dating sim and i just had to fight simon bc he wouldnt let me talk to my boyfriend wtf is this game and why do i love it so much
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo